Painfully amusing............3 minutes in and the ridiculousness of it is overwhelming. A blatant mans man concept, which will appeal to those who are inclined that way. Various hot lady vamps displaying an array of boob jobs, persists throughout the movie mixed with some dumb 'folklore students' with...oh some more fake breasts. Seriously, even the narrator at the start sounded completely vexed by his script, just listen to the tone and how is expression steadily declines to almost monotone. The only thing that lifted his tone was getting to say "and with that, he lobbed her fucking head off!"
Thank god. The slaying of these irritating vixens was the highlight for me along with the discovery of the penis sword. What was with the massive ejaculation when they are staked/beheaded/ sliced or diced? Had it not been for the English accent which I am missing, and the general hilarity of James Corden, I would have shut it down after the first 5 minutes. In no way, what so ever can this movie ever be compared to the comedy value of 'Shaun of the Dead'. It was on par with 'Hostel' except that was partially good.
Sorry Retti, my one legged friend, it just didn't do it for me.
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IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1020885/
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